Subvertisement – Auto-Didacticism – Issue 32

ARE YOU TIRED OF FEELING DEPRESSED AND DEPRESSED AT FEELING TIRED?

THEN YOU NEED A COURSE OF AUTO-DIDACTICISM

THROUGH SELF-LEARNING YOU CAN OVERCOME EXISTENTIAL ENNUI BY ROUTING ANY TAUTOLOGY THAT THREATENS TO WEIGH YOU DOWN AND IS ENERVATING TO CARRY AROUND.

YOUR INNER EXPERT SHOULD LEAD YOU TO ACTIVE SELFLEARNING BY STARING INTO A MIRRORFULLLENGTH IF POSSIBLE AND NAKED IF PRACTICABLEFOLLOWED BY A SESSION OF READING BOOKS* ABOUT SIMPLE SYNTAX. IT WOULD BE IN YOUR SELFINTEREST TO BEGIN WITH SUCH BABY STEPS BEFORE BLOSSOMING BY READING SUCH AS SEMANTICS AND ADVANCED ETHICS AND HOLISTIC PHILOSOPHY**

YOU TOO COULD, WITH A BIT OF SPUNK AND SELFBELIEF***, FEEL MUCH HAPPIER OR AT LEAST MODERATELY CONTENT OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, BE RECONCILED TO DISAFFECTION IF YOU ADHERE RELIGIOUSLY TO OUR ADVICE.

*The subject matter is entirely up to you but we recommend avoiding populist claptrap and minutes of parliamentary minutes.

**Available online and some are readable for free, really.

***We cannot be held responsible for any inherent lack of both attributes that will mostly negate any of our teachings and have you continuing in your existential torpor.

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