NOT IN THE PINK Ellen Highwater is seeking compensation from her employer when she was sacked for having prawn on her computer. As an avid seafood enthusiast, Ellen was wont to peruse pictures of the said delicacies as well as […]
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Mini Ads – Issue 32
ELECTRONICS Lightning Rods for sale. Only used once before. Ideal for churches and tall houses. Sorry, no good for tents and other temporary dwellings. See Roger, or one of his representatives, usually found in your local mall. Strictly cash transfer […]
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POLITICAL CARTOON – Cauli v MP – Issue 32
News Real 8 – Issue 32
CULTURE AND ENTERTAINMENT I CAN FEEL FOR MYSELF Sophisticated, kinetic cinema seats are proving a comfort too far for some film fans in Dulwich. The select row of chairs in the Poxy Cinema that seek to enhance the tactile appreciation […]
Continue reading »FOI – Mark Jenkins – Issue 32
Everyone Please Smoke by Mark Jenkins I have just returned from my fifteenth sojourn in China and am delighted to report that the Everyone Please Smoke policy launched by Beijing ten years ago has […]
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TAR-BRUSHING OUT THE FUTURE THE TORIES HAVE ANNOUNCED how they are going to introduce equal treatment for all to The NHS, regardless of ethnic background. They are going to close A&E and make less beds for all; continue to close […]
Continue reading »Stalin’s Breakfast – Issue 32
NAPOLEON’S REVENGE (previously Stalin’s Breakfast/Trotsky’s Tiffin) On a day where it rained like a tipped up Portaloo, I made my soggy but determined way to the only apt place: The Plimsoll Line; that measure of water levels and tipping points […]
Continue reading »Media Page – Issue 32
TV The latest offering from Channel Propaganda is the hilarious sitcom, The Last Resort. A series of up to three years, following the shortlived exploits of Earnest Prole and his pals, who are given a government certified break from living, […]
Continue reading »A Poem by Graham C Hodgson – Issue 32
(a poem by Graham C Hodgson) Radio For One To Three Words and music, that’s all it is. Hijacked to feed a world At one with division and greed, keeping us up. All night they […]
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